"Wild Speculation" Going On Here, Now Don't We Now!
We-e-e-ll doggies! So Y'all Have Come On Back
To Hear It All Once Again...Well Well...It Surely Is A Coming...
Cause For Many Of Y'All What Y'All Are Doing Is
"Dropping your Bucket Down An Empty Well"...
Again We-e-e-ll doggies...
They was surely greenin' ya now weren't they!
So...Set a Spell instead Of Rootin' around Like a Hog in a New Pen.
Thus Enter Now The New Beverly HillBillies Scandalous Glad Arena
Of "Getting Our Sacred Drift Yet:" Towards All Those
Fractured Capital Gains Within Hedge Funded Folly...
For Besides Banking Ploys In Play We Here At Sweet Lady Liberty's
Passionsword Arena of Independent Centrist Green Gladiators
Have Warned Y'All Over & Over Again About...
All Those Greed Laden Hedge funds and credit derivatives
That Are Now Becoming More & More Deep sources of deep concern...
"as related risks remain opaque and they have become extremely relevant
in assessing financial stability both across borders and across
all financial sectors".they are well oiled sources of systemic risks".
Now Go Back And Check Those Deep OK Oily Pockets One More Time...
Now won't Ya Now!
For There Is a Probable "Haunted Mansion" Housing Market Crash on a sector
tHATS bEEn way out of control & without controls For Way Too Long...
(Beverly Hillbillies, that's what they call 'em now,
Nice folks Y'all come back now, ya hear?)
So...How About All Those Capital Gains So Committed To Folly...
Such Immediate Gratification Of Condescending MatriXed-VorteXed
Grandiose Misappropriations Will Come back In The Haunting.
Right There GW & WD...Go on And Tell Them The Real Truth There Jethro!
And Thus Go & Connect The Haunted Dots...
Still Hunting For Another Clue...
Now Out From Nowhere To Somewhere & Then...
Just Back South Of Nowhere Now Comes More A Coming.
So Lets Just For A Moment Now Talk about What There Is Contained
In All Those Up & Coming Containers...Right There Granny!
For...Y'all seem To Be A totin' water with a leaky bucket.
For If Ya Truly "Come & See" Tou'll Find OUT...
It's All a farce, pure and simple,
with a lot of slapstick and word-play To Play By...
Really A Lot Of Nothing There...Except Bunker Bombs
And A Whole Hell Of A Lot Of Hot Air...
Then There's The Ballad of Chief Justice Roy Moore
Come 'n listen to my story 'bout a judge named Moore
Had a rock so big could barely fit it through th' door
Also does This Sound All Too Familiar Still Today
Within The Modern Beverly Hillbilies Scandals...
The greedy Mr. Drysdale successfully blocked efforts by
his bank employees to form a labor union or to get health insurance.
The Ballad of Jed Clampett
performed by Jerry Scoggins
"Come and listen to my story 'bout a man named Jed,
a poor mountaineer, barely kept his fam'ly fed.
Then one day he was shootin' at some food,
and up from the ground come a bubblin' crude,
oil that is, black gold, Texas tea.
Well the first thing you know ol' Jed's a millionaire.
The kinfolk said, Jed, move away from there.
They said, Californy is the place you oughta be,
so they loaded up the truck and they moved to Beverly,
Hills that is, swimmin' pools, movie stars.
Ol' Jed bought a mansion, lawdy it was swank,
next-door neighbor was pres'dent of the bank.
Lotsa folks objected, but the banker found no fault,
'cause ol' Jed's millions was a-layin' in the vault,
cash that is, capital gains, depletion money.
Well now it's time to say goodbye to Jed and all his kin,
they would like to thank you folks for kindly droppin' in.
You're all invited back next week to this locality,
to have a heapin' helpin' of their hospitality,
hillbilly that is, set a spell, take your shoes off,
y'all come back now, ya hear?"
http://www.timvp.com/beverlyh.html
http://www.easyweigh.com/ballad_of_jed_clampett.htm
So Go On Jed & Granny & Tell Them What The Real Dirty Of Dirty Deals Is!
& Who's been Mustering In On Up There...Time To Come Clean...
big Swimming Pool Or Not...We-e-e-ll doggies!
Still feelin' lower than a well digger's heel!
http://servercc.oakton.edu/~billtong/bnsp/bushsong.htm
And then There Is "The Ballad of Dubya Bush"
By Dennis Baer & Bill Tong
Here's a story 'bout a Bush, whose brother's name is Jeb.
Who ran courting bigots in the South to stay ahead.
He looked quite dazed, while shooting off his mouth.
His "compassionate conservatism" captured the South.
(Spoken:) Policy, that is... Texas Bush-wah...
Americans knew Dubya was a millionaire.
To poor folks said, "Vote for me, I'll be fair."
The White House in Washington is where he wants to be,
So he ran a campaign where he lied so cleverly.
(Spoken:) Shills, they are... media fools... campaign tricks...
Election time went by, and late results caused Bush to grin.
Five judges on the Supreme Court said "Dubya is in."
Republicans will cheat to win, yet preach morality.
Now this Resident will pay back donors' hospitality.
(Spoken:) Y'all can't go back and vote now, ya hear?
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Ballots of Jeb Bush
(Sung to the tune of
"Ballad of Jed Clampett" from "The Beverly Hillbillies")
Down in Florida, the Governor's a man named Jeb,
Who helped engineer another Constitution-shred.
Voters didn't go for George, 'cause they weren't in the mood.
Then, we all were astounded - the State's gettin' sued!
(Spoken:) Ballots, that is... black voters... the Presidency
Well, the first thing you know, George screamed it wasn't fair.
His kinfolk helped, and Jeb is trusting the co-chair,
Katherine Harris, Florida's Secretary of State;
Tryin' to steal the election - no recounts, she won't wait.
(Spoken:) Shills they are... media fools... chads in cards
If you read your history, you'd know 'bout Jeb and all his kin.
For scandals and corruption, you should know where they have been.
But the media's now beholden to right wing mentality,
And they're helpin' all the Bushes distort reality!
(Spoken:) Y'all kick back now... We're countin' on ya.
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The Ballad of Kenny-Boy
Sung to the tune of The Ballad of Jed Clampett
(Beverly Hillbillies theme Song)
Words and music by Paul Henning,
as performed by Lester Flatt and Earl Scruggs
Come and listen to a story ‘bout a man named Lay
Whose only goal in life was to increase his pay
He was born in Missouri to plain old Baptist folk
But he though the golden rule was nothin’ but a joke.
"Sell stock to others while others can’t sell stock, that’s my rule," he says
Kenny-Boy went off to Houston to university
And pretty soon thereafter he got his Ph.D.
On his diploma was Ec-o-nom-ics
But he made his money with a bunch of dirty tricks.
Enron . . . Chewco . . . Whitewing
Enron was a company that delivered gas and oil
But it didn’t pay enough for Kenny’s time and toil
He found a scheme to get between the seller and the buyer
He says it weren’t no wrong; John McCain thinks he’s a liar.
Off the books, undisclosed liabilities hidden from investors
To be his CEO, Ken hired Jeffrey Skilling
Who said to his boss, "Here’s how we’ll make a killing:
We’ll let Enron keep the profits and hide all the losses,
Don’t tell employees, just share this with the bosses."
JEDI, that’s Joint Energy Development Investments
Well the first thing ya' know, Kenny-boy's a millionaire
He said: "I want mo' money. How I get it, I don't care!
Accounting's not all black and white -- plenty of it's gray.
As long as my stock goes up I'll look the other way."
"Sometimes things aren't exactly black-and-white when it
comes to accounting procedures." George Bush - July, 2002
Thus The Price To Be Now Paid In Blood & Honor Is Priceless
And Is Far Beyond Any Worth Or Value That Be Sought After By Humankind...
Exit Now The "A Terremotto" Beverly HillBillies Glad Arena
Drift Towards Fractured Capital Gains Derived Within Grafted
"Wild Speculation" Hedge Funded Folly In The Blank Checked Black
