Monday, October 16, 2006

Sorry About That There Chief But "Would Ya Believe" Ya Keep Missing It By Just That Much But Get Smart Anyway & Come See A New Control Hotline To Ya!

So Once Again...The Old Smart-on-the-World-Wide-Web Trick!
Right There Mr. Smarty Pants...

But Mums The Word Even In The Cone Of Silence!
Right There "Still Smarting & About To Smart Even More Now"
Mr.Smarty Pants General...

'Now listen carefully' There Arena Fans...
Remember That Fighting Evil & Rottenness
Is A Huge Responsibility. "And Loving It"!

Especially When Fighting Evil & Rottenness
From Within Let Alone From Without There Smarty Pants!

Chief: But What If They Torture You?
Max: Oh Torture, I Can Stand The Pain
If They Can Stand The Screaming.

Remember There Arena Fans There Are Two Things In Any Battle
That You Must Not Bring Into The Battle To Be Successful &
They Are Arrogance & Stupidity Or You'll End Up Like
A-Jerk's Did By Falling On Your Own Sword, & That's
Just What Ol' Bushwacker & His Ulta Conservative Evil
GOP Minions Have Done...Fall On Their Own Arrogant Naive Swords...
As A Bigger Fall A Free Falling Will Now Occur Deep Within A...

Bottom Real Deal Now Go Take A Good Hard Look In The
Magic Mirror At The Real Truths That LIE Within Deal!

Since They Are Never Wrong & Truly A Bunch Of...
Smarty Pants Know It All's Its Never A "strategic error,"
they'll just keep insisting that it was at best a minor misjudgment.

So "Would Ya Believe" It's Now Time Once Again To "Get Smart" !

For We Believe It's The Belief In "Believing In Doing
The Right Thing At The Right Time" That Truly Counts...
But We Can Not & Will Not Believe In A System &
Certain System Players Who Can Not & Will Not
Believe In The Premise Of "Believing In Doing
The Right Thing At The Right Time"
Thus That Is Our "Premise For Battle" Belief, There Chief!

Look Within The Top Secret C.O.N.T.R.O.L Files & Find
The Real Deal Answer Truth That Lies Within...
While Yet So Many Unanswered Questions Still Remain!...

So Their Going To Start Wondering Why This Takes Place...
Ahh .. the complications of dialing from a shoe.

Max: Operator, I'm Dialing From My Shoe.

Operator: Is That A Private Shoe Or A Pay Shoe?

Max: Private.

Operator: Under What Name Is The Shoe Listed, Sir.

Max: Maxwell Smart

Operator: Thank You, I Will Connect You.

Chief: Finally There Max, Why Didn't You Answer
Your Control Hotline Shoe Phone, For I've Been
Only Calling It All Day Long?!

Max: "Would Ya Believe, There Chief,
I Didn't Hear It Ringing At All".

Chief: Oh Come On Max I Can't Believe That At All!

Max: O.K. Chief O.K. What About Me Leaving My Shoes
At The Shoe Shine Shop For A Good Shinning!

Chief: Oh Come On Max!

Max: Well Then Chief Would Ya Believe That It's
High Time To Get Another " C.O.N.T.R.O.L. Hotline"
To Ya There Chief!

99: So True There Max...What Do Ya Say About It Chief,
Cause It Looks Like Most Of Them Still Aren't
Getting Smart About It All Yet.

So How About Trying Now To..."Get Smart"

As You Enter Once Again Into...
Sweet Lady Liberty's Passionsword Arena of
Independent Centrist Green Gladiators & Their
Control Hotline "CAW" Of Sorry About That There
Chief But Would Ya Believe Ya Keep Missing It By
"Just That Much" But Get Smart Anyway & Come See
Where It Leads Too...

So..."Would Ya Also Believe"
Were Back Posting So Soon There Chief...
Well... We Are There Chief, For It's Time Once More
To "Get Smart About It All.

"Believe nothing that you hear... For It's...
Nothing but a political game going on in advance of things (elections)."

Max: So 99, We Are Just Three Weeks Away From
Elections & All We've Got To Vote For Are Only
Meenie Demo-Weenies & GOP Wanker Yankers ...

99: Wow What A Horrible Slim Choice We've Got There Max!
Perhaps Its Time To Get Other Parties More Involved & Noticed
In The Mainstream News, Giving The American People Other Options
Besides This Two Party Hierarchical Bureaucratic Plutocracy.

Max: "Good thinking, There 99...
"I was about to say that!" But Wait, 99!
(in response to 99's suggested course of action):
I am the man in charge here! I make the decisions,"
which would be whatever 99 said.

Thus a strong Centrist Party By design should provide the electorate with
a middle ground foundation for Republican and Democratic politicians and voters.

In early 2006 a Princeton University Survey research poll with a nationally representative sample of 2,300 adults living in the continental United States, between April 19 and May 3 showed that "73% agree that it would be a good idea for this country to have more choices in the 2008 election than just Republican and Democratic candidates." and "82% agree America has become so polarized between Democrats and Republicans that Washington can't seem to make progress solving the nation's problems."

Dissatisfaction in 2006 along with the crucial issues facing the United States and the world were also a strong motivating factor in the creation of the Centrist Party.

The party theme is "Common Sense for America"

The mission statement for The Centrist Party is:

To achieve common sense solutions that have at their heart, a tone of balance and fairness. To create a strong foundation for mainstream America that is not prone to undue influence from left/right arguments. To move away from character assassinations and toward solution oriented campaigns. To empower people, and the vote, with a strong position not confused by one-sided agendas, or special interests. To formulate policies and solutions that regard short, medium and long term considerations at all levels.

The lack of a centrist party weakens the centrist view. Providing a strong foundation for voters and politicians in the center to express their views is essential. Without it, any attempt at maturing the political environment would likely fall short. In the current political environment, politicians can claim to be centrist and after they are elected meander back to their special interest base in the far left or right, where their funding comes from. The establishment of a centrist foundation significantly strengthens the integrity and ability of politicians to campaign on, and maintain a centrist political view.

So In The End We Will Truly See Who's
Really Left Smarting There Mr. Smarty Pants...

So Lets Get Too Who's Being Paid off By Whom...
Over What, When & Where, & The Greedy Why's
Behind The Unsmart Scenes Of It All...

Think About This..."Mr.Smarty Pants" President Bush who Is about To Sign The bogus bill ready for signing that would protect detainees from blatant abuses during questioning — such as rape, torture and "cruel and inhuman" treatment
but does not require that any of them be granted legal counsel. Also, it specifically bars detainees from filing habeas corpus petitions challenging their detentions in federal courts.
(Then How Bogus That Their Not Granted Legal Counsel &
bars detainees from filing habeas corpus petitions.)

They Think There So Smart By Doing This Now...
A Too Little Too Late approach That Still Won't Work In
The "GET SMART" END!!!

"President Bush is going to mark this bill signing as a historic moment because it is a law that he knows will be effective in preventing terrorist attacks and keeping Americans safe," said White House spokeswoman Dana Perino.
( Is DAAAAAAAA-Dana Wacked In The Head Or What... It Will In No Way
be effective in preventing terrorist attacks and keeping Americans safe!

For...By Not Granting Them International Legal Counsel & Baring these detainees from filing habeas corpus petitions it Will Only Give Their Buddies On The Outside More Reasons To Hit Them Back Even Harder.

Bush needed the legislation because the Supreme Court in June said the administration's plan for trying detainees in military tribunals violated U.S. and international law. (They Sure Have)

(What More Bogus Fly By Night Hole In The Wall Patch Up
Sweep It Under The Rug But Hey Look At Us Now Fake Legislation.

About The War In General There General...& How Bushwacker- Cheeter Cheney - Rumps-Fart - Rove Around & Round As Well As Many Many Others Messed Up Big Time & Didn't Get Smart Or Even But Want To Listen To Those Get Smarters In The Know...
Here's A Sample...

How even the big wheels in the
Bush administration have turned full circle...(Finally)

The CIA Man

"Iraq is now what Afghanistan was in the late-1970s and throughout the 80s into the 90s, and that's an insurgent magnet, if you will, a mujahedin magnet, only much, much worse."

Michael Scheuer, Former Head of the CIA's Bin Laden Unit

The Neo-Con

"The US objective in Iraq has failed... Our mission has failed because Iraqi animosities have proved uncontainable by an invading army of 130,000. And the administration has, now, to cope with failure."

William Buckley, Conservative Editor of The National Review

The General

"The commitment of our forces to this fight was done with a casualness and swagger that are the special province of those who have never had to execute these missions - or bury the results."

Retired Marine Lt Gen Gregory Newbold

The Administration Man

"We didn't have enough troops on the ground. We didn't impose our will. And as a result, an insurgency got started and... got out of control."

Colin Powell, Former Joint Chief of Staff and US Secretary of State

The Adviser

"There'll probably be some things in our report that the administration might not like... I personally believe in talking to your enemies. Neither the Syrians nor the Iranians want a chaotic Iraq."

James Baker, Former US Secretary of State...

So Ready To Stop Listening To All Those Gloom & Doom Ney-Sayers
Like ED FEULNER Of The Chicago Sun Times (How About His Big Pay-Offs)
About Pulling Out Of Iraq Too Early Would Be Disasterous Is Outrageous
(It's Already A Great Big Disaster There Ed...WAKE UP & SMELL THE COFFEE!
For There Really Is Nothing You We Can Finish Or accomplish Over There
Except More Body Bag Counting...

Shame On Your Gloom & Doom Paid Of Interest Perspective There Ed Of STEAL!!!
But we must steel our resolve to get the job done right.
What after It's Been Done All wrong Right There Edddy Boy!!
Sheesh Get Real There Eddy Boy!!!

Getting It Yet...
So "Would Ya Believe" That...
"Once again the forces of niceness and goodness
have triumphed over the forces of evil and rottenness."

Well Not Fully Yet There Chief
But Were Still Very Busy Working On It...
For They (The Evil-Rotten Ones) Truly Believe In
the two-party system: the masters and the slaves."

Thus...
"Would Ya Believe" That The Belief In
"Staying On This Illict Course" Or Even Staying
In Afganistan Let Alone Iraq Is The Best Course Of Action,
And Is But Our Best Option While Truly Being In Our Best
"Collective National Interest Then Were Truly Finished.

That's "Collective Interest" Not Just The Interest Of
A Few Rich & Privileged In Power World-Wide Who Believe In
A Technological Hierarchy for the Removal of Undesirables
and the Subjugation of Humanity...

Sorry There Chief, But No!
For According To Our Calculations,
We Passionsword Arena Gladiators
Find All This Sadly Not So Hard To Believe!

"On the other hand, I could be wrong."
Now Try & Get Some In Power To But Admit It
And State That Same Line Above In Public!

They can't give you that information
right out here in the open, chief.
It's highly confidencial. They demand the Cone of Silence.

But On The Other Hand Their Probably Staying
Tight Lipped Right Now While Saying...
"I asked you not to tell me that!"...So...
"I'm going to try and forget you said that."

Such Master Paid Off Fibbers
At The Highest Bidder That They Are!

Just Paid Off Fibbers That Would Sell Their Souls
As Well As Their Bung Holes To The Highest Bidders!

Now Their All Trying To Cover The Arses As Well As Bung Holes By Just Drip Drip Dripping The Real Deal Bottom Line Truth On OUT How Bloody CON-Venient!!!

Get Smart About It All The Public (We The People)
Alreadt Know What Liars & Paid Off Bung Hole Selling
Wheeling The Dealing Liars Ya All Are

Now Onto The In Cased Cased Out Thinking
Of Some Of The Generals At The Pentagoon...
Right There Mums The Word CASEY!!!!

Perhaps General Casey & Others Need More OF
A Body Bag Count To Get Many Others To See
That Their Way Of Double Dealing Is Totally Messed Up.

Then There's Uncle Tom Thinking Paid Off Eugene Robinson
Of The Washington Post Who Writes Two Faked Out Sides
(Taking Pay Both Ways...Under The Table In Which How Much Goes Bak To...)
Of His Uncle Tom Weenie Wanker Yanker Diatribe...

The ONLY BAD FORM WAS EUGENE ROBINSON'S BULLCRAP Article!
As Well As The Bad Form Of Not Only Most Of Our Elected Officials
But Most Of The Generals Involved In This Continuing Arab Mess!

SHAME ON YOU EUGENE ROBINSON For Writing Such Fake Two Sided CRAP!!!
For It's The Military & Intelligence People Who Do Speak Out To The
Public Against The Falsities-Lies-Messes & Blunders Of Their Politians
That The Public Trusts & Listens Too, Not The Ones Who Stay Mum &
Continue To Back Their Politicians Messed Up Ill Fated Policies!
Time You Re-Think Your Messed Up UNSMART THINKING
There Eugene "Stay Mum & Keep On Getting The REEM" Robinson!!!

He Also writes That...
But as unwise as I think Bush and Blair are, their awful blunder in Iraq doesn't approach the level of insanity that would justify public defiance by their top generals.

Wrong Again There Eugene "Take The Reem" Robinson...
Not Only Does It Approach The Level Of Insanity & Stupidity But Goes Way Beyond That Level...For many Think It's Totally justifiable For top generals To Level Out Well Warrented Warnings Especially About Their Political BullShit Bosses Who Are Asking Them To Perform In Dangers With Policies That Are Blunder Ridden, Premises That Are All Messed Up & UNSMART ...The public defiance by Them Is Well Warrented By This Time ( Shit How Long Have They Already Kept Silent There Eugene!.
Like The Public They Are Finally Saying Enough Is Enough...
So Why Are You Saying It Also Eugene...Because...

How Much Did They Pay You Under The Table To Write This Crap...
We Know You Were Paid Off & By Who...Do Your Bosses At The Post Know...
We Think Not Or They Would Fire You On The Spot!!!BOTTOM LINE!

Or Better Yet They Do Know & Are Covering For You As Well As Covering
For Themselves & Their Own Butts That Are Now On The BOTTOM LINE OF TRUTH!!!

We Know Which Ones Knew & which Didn't anyway,
So It's all Going To Come Out Sooner Or Later Anyway...GOT YA!!!
For Those Who Paid Ya Off Would Still Sell Out Your Rotten Arses
In The End Any-WHO & HOW!!!
So Time To Come Clean There Smarting Mr.Smaty Pants!!!

Thus Back To... Time To Come Clean Eugene's Article...
Dannatt, being correct in his analysis of the situation and properly worried about the state of his army, had two choices: He could have argued his case to Blair privately, or he could have resigned and spoken out publicly.

If He Would Have argued his case to Blair in private There Eugene We Would again Have Never Known...So You Proport To A Continued MUMS The Word As The Best Policy...
Sounds KGB-Communist Style To Us There Eugene...Maybe You Should Be Given A One Way Ticket To PUTKIN's KGB Ridden Russia To Writ For Him & His Evil Minion BoyZ!!!
Sounds Like Your Just His Uncle Tom Man There Eugeene...Oh Ya Got Already A Massa
Paying You Off Right Here Real Well Now Don't Ya Now...
Time The Post Investigates Your Dealings There Eugene!!!

or he could have resigned and spoken out publicly,
Why Should We Lose GEt Smart Generals Who Speak Out
So We Could Get Another Fools Mums The Word General
Who Shuts His Mouth & Follows BAD ORDERS That Lead
To Even More Diasaters...Just Like Iraq Is There Eugene!
We Are Resigned To Speak Out Publicly Against Your Rotten
Messed Up- Unsmart- Bullcrap Ladden DIATRIBE THERE EUGENE!!!

Who Freaken Better There Eugene To Speak Out Against Messed Up Policies & Ill Fated Decisions & Planning, Plus All Their Blatant Falsehoods & Fraudulent Lies Than Those Who Have Witnessed First Hand Up Close & Personal & Have Played Also A Big Part
( Don't Forget To Play Your Part & Run Your Roll There Too COLONEL)In All These Messed Up Policies, Ill Fated Plannings & Blatently False Fabricated LIES!!!
RIGHT THERE GENERAL!!!


Surely Unwise-UnSmart NON OBJECTIVE JOURNALISM...
But The Pay Off Seemed Well Worth It In The Here & Now Now Didn't Ity There Now...
How Many More Eugene's Are OUt There...ANSWER=LOTS!!!! In Every City Around The Nation!

So Again He UnSmartly Writes...
Worrying about the state of the armed forces is Dannatt's job,
but taking that concern directly to the British public is not.

BULLSHIT IT'S Not, There EUGENE "Run A Crap Roll" Robinson...
Who Paid Ya Off To Write This Crap...TONY BLAIR!!!
Your The One Who Should BE FIRED RIGHT AWAY!!!
Right There Mr.Bogus...

But many Other Writers & Reporters Too Are Being
Paid Off By Out Side Forces & Their Big Money Dollars & Interests!
Being Paid To write Their Crap From Both Sides & Taking In Two Monies!
How CON-Venient!the big question is What Reporters & Writers
Have been Paid Off By Whom, Where They Are, What They Were Paid off To Write & Twistedly Report On, When ( The Dates Of These Crimes) & They Were Falsities & Crimes Against We The People...

The Washington Post As Well As Many Other Big Networks Better Start by Cleaning Up
It's Own Dirty Self & Deeds From Within First Before Pointing Their Own Dirty Fraudulent Soiled Greed-Stained Rotten Lies Finger Back At Others....

Max: So Why Do Ya Think It's Now Time For "Come Clean Eugene"
As Well As So Many Others To But Finally Come Clean &
Get Smart In The Whole Matter There 99...?

99: Because It's The Right Thing To Do There Max?

Max: Wrong 99, Because They Got His Arse In A Sling & Him By The Proverbial Balls One Way Or The Other, There 99. For They Know That He As Well As Many Others Not Only Know Too Much, But Know Who "They" Are & 'Who' They Represent, & They Can Also Finger Them As Well As Their Being Very Worried Now That In The End, Now That Things Have Taken A Turn For The Worst & it's Getting Real Hot Under The Collar, Their only Recourse Will Be To Turn On Them & Thus Turn Them In First With The Real Deal Truth. So They Have To Now Turn On Them & Turn Them In First, There 99, To But Save Their own Arses & Nuts...

99; What An Evil-Rotten-Sad Display Of Humanity, There Max...

Max: Evil-Rotten & Sad...You Got that Right, There 99...
But Well "Worth The Interest" $$$ It Will & Already Has Generated.

99: But In The End After All The Finger Pointing, The Investigations & All It Will Be In The Best General Interest Of The American Public & We The People, No Max?

Max: Not Necessarily So There 99... For After All The Finger Pointing, The Investigations & All, The We The People American Public's General Interest
By That Time Will Still Be As Always...

99: And What's That, There Max?

Max: That Of... Who's Next In Line To Still Have Who's Next Butt
In A Sling & Who Still Has WHo' By The Proverbial Balls, There 99...

99; Ohhh Max...

Max: So TIME TO COME CLEAN THERE EUGENE , As Well As Many Bogus Ladden Others...
For...The UnSmart Flood Gates Of Those Who Will In The End End Up Smarting
Hath Just Begun To Open Up RIGHT THERE Mr. Smarting Pants EUGENE!!

He Also Paid Offly & So Oftenly Still States...

But one of the great triumphs of modern democracy is that soldiers do what the politicians tell them to do -- and don't go out and seek public support when they think the politicians are wrong.
( Are You Out Of Your Freaking Mind There Eugene, Do What Evil Politicians Tell Them To Do Even When They Are Ruining The Nation, Better They Do Go Out & seek public support when they think the politicians are wrong.)

What About Freedom Of Speech & Thinking Even In The Military Their Eugene!
especially when It's Right-Smart Thinking There Eugene!

Eugene We Gladiators Can't Believe The Washington Post Let Ya Write Such Crap
& Diatribe ridden Fall-ICY! Time To advance Robinson's Writing career by relieving him of his current duties! So Get Smart There Robinson & Re-Think Your Current Bull Crap Diatribe Ridden Stupiity!

We Could Rip Apart More Of His BullShitters Uncle Tom Smarty Pants
Article But Enough, His Smart Assed Stupidity & False Premise
Speaks Loud & Clear On It's own...

Now Back To Iraq...We Warned Ya Many More American Body Bags
Will Now Begin To Flow At A Rate Not Seen Before...so...
Better Prepare Yourselves For The Onrushing Onslaughts & Slaughters!!!

But You Would Still Tell The Generals To Say Mums The Word!!!
Hell It's The Politicians That Need Firing As Well As Certain Generals,
Not The Ones Who Have Courageously Decided After Remaining Quiet &
Patiently Waiting For So Long Now To Finally Speak Up & Speak Out
& That Includes Publicly If It Necessitates & This Surely Necessitates It!

FOR Under This So Called Freedom Of Speech Democracy
We Have A Right To Know Whats Up Especially From Our Generals
& What The Real Deal Truth Is Not Just The Lies From Our Corrupt
Elected Officials & Politicians, Who Have Created ALong With Certain Unsmart
PentaGoon Generals This GEneral Mess In Iraq...

So...Hey But Don't Worry There's
Much Much More On The Way There Chief!

Let's now Talk About Harry Hoo..Who?

How About Harry "Amazing" Hoo Reid (D-Nev)...WHO?...& Who Done It!
Harry Hoo Reid after So Many trivial explanations: (inspired pause)
"... Amazing !"
Harry Hoo Reid Again: & His Endless "Two possibilities..."
So often introducing one obvious explanation and one more far–fetched...
What A Mr. Smarty Pants Who In The End Will End Up
Smarting Over It All One Way Or Another.

Could Ya Would Ya Believe In...
Harry Hoo Really Done It "Amazing" Reid's (D-Nev)...
Far–fetched Who Done It Explanations...
So Who Really Done It There Harry Cone of Silience Whoo!

SENATOR: Mr. Smart, how many arrests did Control make last year?
MAX: I don't know.
SENATOR: Who's the #1 man in your organization?
MAX: I don't know.
SENATOR: How many cases were assigned to Control last year?
MAX: I don't know.
SENATOR: What would you do if you were fired, Mr. Smart.
MAX: They can't fire me.
SENATOR: And why is that?
MAX: I know too much

Would Ya Believe There Arena Fans That Our High Level Officials
Have Truly Messed Up Big Time & Are Leaving Us All Wide Open To Future Kaos!

CHIEF: All we know is that they threaten to wipe out the city
containing our finest intellectual minds and greatest leaders.
MAX: Well, Chief at least Washington is safe.

& To All Those KAOS Cooks & Crooks Out There ,
ve don't [do that] Or [Like That] here At The Passionsword Arena!"

CHIEF: Kaos will have to find a new method of getting money
for their operations.
99: Like what, Chief?
CHIEF: Well, I imagine they'll go back to
bank robbery, extortion, and kidnapping.
MAX: Well, it'll be nice to have things back to normal.

Thus...
The U.N. Security Council has 15 seats, five permanent members with veto power -- the United States, Russia, China, Britain and France.
That Means The Rest Have No Veto Power & Second Class Status...Bottom Line.
3 Celtic Countries & 2 So Called Ex-Communist
Northern Slavs & Northern Asians Run The Whole Show.
What A Totally Bogus World Body Count Staged Spectacle...

"And frankly many Countries & Peoples world-wide resent it a bit being told
that they are going to toe the line of not only the United States but any other power, or else, with red-neck talking hard nosed calls made from Washington ...
to coerce and scare countries that don't "DO AS THEIR TOLD TO DO"!
Thus The long struggle against U.S. efforts to dominate international affairs.
Also Against China & Russia Who Both Also Try & Do The Same Thing.

Talking About Fake-Bogus Body Counts
Like... In The Wars In Afganlistan & Iraq...
Using Foreigners Or Foreign Born In Iraq & Not
Counting Their Deaths In Your Mounting Death Toll.
Hell With It They Were Just Foreigners Antway.
Then Paying Off The Families To Just Keep Quiet About It,
As Well As Expediating Their Papers For Residence Or Citizenship For Them.
And Getting Them To Believe That Their Dead Son's Sacrifice Was Worth It For The Whole Family At Large!

CHIEF: So Max, Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
MAX: No, I'm thinking what I'm thinking, there Chief.

Thus...
This "Good Thinking" So Get Smart Passionsword Arena Post
Is In Memoriam To..."Free Thinker" Don Adams
A True Favorite With Arena Gladiators For His Comic Genius
& Fantastic Comic Delivery & Mimic-try... Plus His Many
Catch phrases, schticks, parody/satires That have endured:
"Really There 99"! Plus A True Noble Glad Warrior.

Also About Don Adams...
Don Adams, born Donald James Yarmy, (April 13, 1923 – September 25, 2005) was an American actor best known for his role as Maxwell Smart (Agent 86) in the TV situation comedy Get Smart (1965–1970, 1995), for which he also directed and wrote. Adams won three consecutive Emmy Awards for his portrayal of Smart (1967-1969).
Thus in 1965 the cold war was made a little warmer and a lot funnier due in part to the efforts of an inept, underpaid, overzealous spy: Maxwell Smart, Agent 86. In one of the finest parody/satires of all time.

Adams was born in New York City to William Yarmy, a Hungarian Jew, and Consuelo Morgan, a Catholic of Dutch and Irish heritage;[1] he was not raised in any religion but became a practicing Catholic later on in his life. Adams served with the United States Marine Corps during World War II in the Pacific Theater and later as a drill instructor. He was the only member of his platoon to survive the Battle of Guadalcanal, but he contracted malaria during the invasion and nearly died of blackwater fever.
Also Ordinary people who use the powerfully strong and honest character of
Max "Agent 86" Smart as a role model to “fight rottenness.”

CHIEF: There's no telling where they'll be able to infiltrate next.
Maybe even the Pentagon.
MAX: You're right, Chief, but even if they do get a man into the Pentagon, that's not saying he'll be able to get out. I remember one of our own agents was lost in there for 3 days.
CHIEF: 3 days? Max, no agent could be that confused.
MAX: Well, let me see, I went in on a Friday...

We Thus Leave You With Some Old Memory "Get Smart" Sound Tracks
From A Long Ago Control Memory Still Held In Childhood Memory Banks...
Thanks To www.wouldyoubelieve.com...
http://www.wouldyoubelieve.com/sounds.html

Would Ya Believe That We Still Will Continue
To Fight Against the Forces of Evil and Rottenness
By Also Tracking All The Dirty Deeds & Illicit Tracks
From All The Mr.Smarty Pants Big Bad Banks Thanks...

Plus An Ongoing Opening Scan-dial At The SEC Is In ROT...

Plus There's nothing the tax-burdened people world-wide
despise more than when the privileged cheat the system,
at their expense of course.

Thus We Are Always Following The Illicit
Money Tracks & Trails There Chief...

99: Sometimes, I wish you were just an ordinary buisnessman.
MAX: Well, 99, we are what we are. I'm a secret agent,
trained to be cold, vicious, and savage. Not enough to be a buisnessman.

Even Back To Iraq...Talking About Iraq...
& A long struggle against U.S. efforts to dominate international affairs.

So... Would Ya Believe That The Situation Overseas Will Get Better
And That The Iraqi Insurgents & Others Including Al-Queada might as well surrender, because at this very moment, they are being surrounded by 50,000 crack Special Forces troops."
"I find that very hard to believe, Mr Smart." —
"Oh. Well, would you believe 150 Tyrolean skijumpers?" — "No, I wouldn't." — "How 'bout two St. Bernards in heat?"

O.K. So... Would Ya Believe That The Situation Overseas In Iraq &
The Middle East Will Calm Down & Be Resolved In The Next 10 Months
"I still find that very hard to believe, Mr Smart." —
"Oh. Well, would you believe In The Next 10 Years — "No, I wouldn't." —
"How 'bout The Next Millenium Then?"

99: Oh, Max, how terrible.
MAX: They deserved it, 99. They Are Kaos killers.
99: Sometimes I wonder if we're any better, Max.
MAX: What are you talking about, 99?
We have to shoot and kill and destroy.
For We represent everything that's wholesome and good in the world.

So We'll Leave Ya With "Get Smart"
When Your Thinking About...


Killing An Arab Lyrics
by The Cure

Standing on a beach
With a gun in my hand
Staring at the sea
Staring at the sand
Staring down the barrel
At the arab on the ground
See his open mouth
But hear no sound

I'm alive
I'm dead
I'm the stranger
Killing an arab

I can turn and walk away
Or I can fire the gun
Staring at the sky
Staring at the sun
Whichever I choose
It amounts to the same

Absolutely nothing

I'm alive
I'm dead
I'm the stranger
Killing an arab

Feel the steel butt jump
Smooth in my hand
Staring at the sea
Staring at the sand
Staring at myself
Reflected in the eyes of
The dead man on the beach

The dead man
On the beach

I'm alive
I'm dead
I'm the stranger
Killing an arab

Max: Gun? What Gun, This Is My Nephew's Rubber Duck.

MAX: I'm getting complaints from the landlord about
the fun battles in the hall, and the bombs in the lobby,
and the knife fights in the elevator.
CHIEF: Well, when you rent an apartment to a secret agent,
you've got to expect those things.
MAX: But he doesn't know I'm a secret agent.
CHIEF: Well, how do you explain people attacking you and shooting at you?
MAX: Well, I told him I work for the Bureau of Internal Revenue.

So Thus Once Again Until Next Time All There's Left To Say Is...
May the "Get Smart" Force Out From The Grave Be With You

Signed Just Sadly, Gladly and Tragically
At the PassionSwords Blades Edge!
WE Bitter Over Bitter-Sweet Gladiators
Of the Society of the Sacred PassionsWord

"Alone of Angels Death has no love for gifts,
Libation helps you not, nor sacrifice.
He has no altar, and hears no hymns;
From him alone Persuasion stands apart."

Aeschylus (525-465 B.C.) "Niobe"

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Chief: "Max, Now listen carefully:
[complex instructions] Did you get that?"
Max: "Not all of it, Chief."
Chief: "Which part didn't you get?"
Max:"The part after 'Now listen carefully'."

So Would Ya Believe It's Time Once Again...
To Fade Now Into A Truly Sorry About That There Chief
But "Would Ya Believe" Ya Keep Missing It By Just That Much
But Get Smart Anyway & Come See A New C.O.N.T.R.O.L. Hotline
To Ya Back In The "Would Ya Believe" Cone of Silence Black